Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.

More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

I think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.