The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
You get to play with people's little danger zones.
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests.