When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinI don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.
George CarlinPeople are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.
George CarlinI credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."
George Carlin