The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?