The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

All Christian religions are outer-directed. "Who can I convert?" "Let's go to this country and make them Christians." "Wear this." "Do that." "No, don't worship that way. Worship this way or I'll kill you - for the good of your soul, of course." Meanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.