The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

The writing is what gives me the joy, especially editing myself for the page, and getting something ready to show to the editors, and then to have a first draft and get it back and work to fix it, I love reworking, I love editing, love love love revision, revision, revision, revision.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.