How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.