People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.

Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.