If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.
I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.