If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

Religion is just mind control.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: Take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.