The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

You get to play with people's little danger zones.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.