Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

The status quo sucks.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.