Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

We are all precancerous.