I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

It's way beyond ironic that a place called the Holy Land is the location of the fiercest, most deeply felt hatred in the world. And it makes for wonderful theater.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a tradition of the trickster, and the trickster was a clown, a humorous fellow. His task was to trick the gods, to humor the gods into laughing, so that there was access to the divine - because laughter is a moment when we are completely ourselves.