I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line. In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.