Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.
George CarlinWho decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."
George CarlinEvery person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
George CarlinMy advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
George Carlin