When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
George CarlinPeople are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.
George CarlinOn the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.
George CarlinBaby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.
George Carlin