Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George CarlinOne great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
George CarlinHave you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? Itโs because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
George CarlinFor an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.
George Carlin