I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Religion is just mind control.

I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.