The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from the last days of radio and the first days of television. And Spike Jones. And the Marx Brothers. They represented anarchy. They took things that were nice and decent and proper, and they tore them to shreds. That attracted me.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking