Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.
George CarlinI think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.
George CarlinI think the trend to control speech - and therefore thought - continues. Because of the freer flow of information now, there's more on the side of free thought.
George CarlinGranola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.
George Carlin