Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore, so blow me!