I find that an entertainer is quite content to sit still, and I think an artist always has a little motion, always going somewhere. May not know where it is, but there is some sort of unnamed destination. There is some pulling, some movement. So I just found myself in that category according to my own analysis.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.