I find that an entertainer is quite content to sit still, and I think an artist always has a little motion, always going somewhere. May not know where it is, but there is some sort of unnamed destination. There is some pulling, some movement. So I just found myself in that category according to my own analysis.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.