One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

Hooray for most things!

Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.