One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Regarding jam sessions: Jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift for pay and then go somewhere else and continue to work for free.