I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.

Life is not that complicated.