'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
George CarlinWhen people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.
George CarlinWhen someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin