I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.