I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

The dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.