I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.

I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.