On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

A pear is a failed apple.

Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.

The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.