I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!