Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.