When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring the audience along carefully enough with you, you can get them to cross the line with you. What I try to do is talk about things that bother me, and I hope that in doing so I bother other people.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.