When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.