Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.