Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

There's a thing about cocaine - when I was doing it secretly, it didn't make me very sociable. I forget how others were, but it made me very inner-directed. So being in a sketch and rehearsing and the "hail fellow well met" camaraderie and all that stuff, I couldn't fake that or force that. It was painful.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick