When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.