When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken word, the writing that goes into it is an art form - it's certainly artistry.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?