If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.
I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.