Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.