Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.