Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.