More people write poetry than read it.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.