When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.
George CarlinWhenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.
George CarlinThe secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it
George CarlinConservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.
George Carlin