Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off.

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Life is tough, then you die.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.