Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the hole had opened so wide that I'd fallen through. The body language in those photos tells you everything.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.