Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.

Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."

I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.