Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I do something about the weather. I stay home.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.