I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.