There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.