To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to cause injuries. Vietnam, nuclear weapons, police out of control are intentional forms of violence. The violence from the Right is aimed directly at people and the violence from the Left is aimed at institutions and symbols.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.