To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge.

I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?