To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

It's nothing but a big stroke job in this country. The government strokes you every day of your life. Religion never stops stroking you. Big business gives you a good stroke. And it's one big, transcontinental, cross-country, red, white and blue stroke job... Do you know what the national emblem for this country ought to be? Forget that bald eagle. The national emblem of this country ought to be Uncle Sam standing naked at attention saluting, and seated on a chair next to him, the Statue of Liberty jerking him off. That would be a good symbol for the United Strokes of America.