If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

Electricity is really just organized lightning.