Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.
I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?