I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.
George CarlinNo one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.
George CarlinBecause we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
George CarlinLanguage is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.
George Carlin... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.
George Carlin