It's harder to be funny from the position of power.
Life is a series of dogs.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Where do we get our values from?
The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.