We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
George CarlinYou show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.
George CarlinAn entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself. An artist is on a journey: they don't know where they're going, what is going to happen, but they know they are not there yet, and there is some continuity and growth. I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.
George Carlin