You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Grass [marijuana] probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

I do something about the weather. I stay home.