You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?