On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.
We created god in our own image and likeness!
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.