An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.