If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
George CarlinLanguage is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.
George CarlinPeople are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.
George CarlinVoting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.
George Carlin