Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?