They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.