I became a radio nut. I loved the afternoon serials, and I got into jazz through the radio. I had a subscription to Down Beat when I was 12. And I'd spend a lot of time in front of the minor, miming records.
George CarlinMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George CarlinMy father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.
George CarlinWhat occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.
George Carlin