They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.