If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?
George CarlinBaseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
George CarlinThere was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.
George Carlin