It's way beyond ironic that a place called the Holy Land is the location of the fiercest, most deeply felt hatred in the world. And it makes for wonderful theater.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.