There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.