And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball." "The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those "miracles."
George CarlinI say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
George CarlinWhere ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: Take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.
George CarlinWhen I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.
George CarlinI've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
George CarlinA person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.
George Carlin