And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball." "The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those "miracles."

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.