"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

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