In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had on my chest out. I don't care if people believe them, listen to them, change their ways, or think, or any of that kind of crap. I'm interested in showing off. I'm the same kid from sixth grade who stood up and said "watch this."

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?