It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.