Heroin, forget it. In my neighborhood, I could see what heroin did firsthand and I was definitely afraid of that number.

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.

The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

My father and mother separated when I was two months old.