The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!
What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids