Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken word, the writing that goes into it is an art form - it's certainly artistry.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

My mother didn't get home until about seven most nights and, yes, there was a sense of being very alone after school. She gave me all the proper guidance and influences, but physically, she just couldn't be there.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.