You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.