You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.