And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National
Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.