I believe you can joke about anything.

Religion is a self-conferred intellectual decision; it's not something you get at birth and is unchangeable. You're collusive with the religion when you accept it; you have a choice.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally in this country. I don't care where they hang his portrait, I don't care how big his library is. To me, he'll always be "Governor Bush." I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

I don't see much of a future for this planet. I think it's a cursed planet. The boundaries we've drawn between nations and the profit motive - those two factors have, in my opinion, brought us to the point where almost nothing can stop the utter destruction of the environment and all our earthly life-support systems.