The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."

It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.